Dearest Rifftrax, I'm an incompetent filmmaker who created this Central Floridian creature-feature for the sole purpose of being riffed by you.

It stars Dale DaBone, whose penis you may have seen in "I Cream on Genie" and "Saturday Night Fever XXX".

Think 'Fever Lake' on steroids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APNKz3c7Pvk

You have my number