I'm having a hard time condensing all the reasons to riff this but: 1) The tagline is, in actuality, "In cyberspace no one can hear you scream." 2) You know who you CAN hear scream? Nastassja Kinski, Nicolette Sheridan, and Huey Lewis. 3) The filmmaker's comprehension of the internet makes this 2002 thriller seem like it's from 1995 (and that's being generous) -- 4) until you hear the dialogue, and understand that that's just the level of ability we're working with here, because 5) its creator is the mind behind Nightmare at Noon, Nico Mastorakis. Here's the trailer he uploaded himself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak8FZkD3EeA

Which reminds me, 6) Roger Daltrey is in it??? How does Mastorakis get these people?