The Dark Tower
As a huge fan of The Dark Tower books, saying that I was skeptical after watching the trailers would be the understatement of the century. After seeing it for myself and praying that it would end the whole time sitting in that theater, my next thought was, "You know what this flaming pile of dog sh*t could use? Rifftrax!" So please, guys, wash this abomination away by saying what we're all thinking. It's the only way I can face this post-Dark Tower existence.
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Jason
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I really enjoyed both the books and the movie, but there's still so many great one liners to be added. One point screams for an "I knew it, he is the one." You'll know it :) hope they go for it!
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Anonymous
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I will only buy the film if Mike, Bill, & Kevin skewer it. Period.