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Valerian and the City of 1000 Planets (2017)

A rip off of every stupid sci-fi movie ever, it reeks of cheese. You must riff this. It's begging for it.
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      • Robert A. Foor commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

        Even my girlfriend (who is not a big fan of Rifftrax, but we're in counseling) thinks Valerian should get the MKB treatment.

      • B v Larson commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

        Tried to watch valerian several times, never made it...
        Needs robots!
        Movie A calling movie C...

      • Mike Tanner commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

        Another person put it perfectly: it's a ripe example of producers thinking that if they throw tons of CGI and big actors at a film, it will succeed. I remember not even being able to get through this, not even to the Rhianna scene. It was just that bad.

      • STAR WARS STINKS commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

        Anonymous: You took the words out of my mouth. That's the problem with movies now. They think if they have big actors and LOTS of CGI, there's no need to keep audiences hooked with a PLOT. Thank you for pointing that out.

      • Anonymous commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

        Plot? What plot? Who needs a stinkin' plot when you have EXPENSIVE SPECIAL EFFECTS!!!

      • JW commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

        Dane Dehaan in this film makes Hayden Christensen look as charismatic as Harrison Ford by comparison. Awful awful romantic leads. Awful. Awful. Even the leads in Jupiter Ascending had better chemistry.

      • Andy in NJ commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

        I watched this the other night. It's a beautiful looking mess and iis in need of a good riffing. When Cara Delevigne and Rhianna are the bright spots you know the movie's trouble

      • Anonymous commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

        Please riff this, it is so awful I need the help of rifftrax to actually sit through the whole thing

      • Anonymous commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

        The two main characters are sooo unlikeable. This could be my favorite rifftrax, I know it.

      • STAR WARS STINKS commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

        I saw a trailer, and it appeared that there was a "Trumpy" (from Pod People) look alike! But I could be mistaken. :)

      • Anonymous commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

        Omg yes. All I could think while watching this was that it was tailor made for you. Loved the movie over all, but those main characters are BAD, and beg for your attention

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