Just watch a few minutes and the riffs will be FALLING out of your funnybone automatically. All you have to do is record them. The poor actors had very little to work with from the writers, and the low (non-existant?) budget meant no retakes for bad acting, of which there was plenty. Just! WATCH! Really great riff fodder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K303FiMnenE
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1606710/reviews?ref_=tt_ov_rt

-dave