Ninja Squad (1986)
I know many of your fans constantly bug you to take on a certain movie, but as a fanatic of “so bad it’s good” cinema I have to ask why you’ve never riffed a film from director Godfrey Ho? This guy is the master of cut and paste cinema and he has the ability to make even a good film look awful. The dubbing of his films make Sandy Frank dubs sound like the mathematical precision of Johann Sebastian Bach! Of course in the interest of diversity, you couldn’t do loads of goofy ninja movies but I’d love nothing more than to see 1 or perhaps even 2 films from Mr. Ho. I think Ninja Squad from 1987 would be a fine film for your staff to look at. Sure you may need to cut a little nudity to keep things family friendly, but with the horrible dubbing, the 2 films that are trying to masquerade as 1, the loud ridiculous costumes and the best ending ever, Ninja Squad would be riffing gold!