Oceans Rising
Terribly boring "disaster" flick about scientists trying to save the world from reversing poles, or coronal ejections from the sun, or some crap, by trying to create a black hole in particle accelerators. Bad dialogue, characters that are hard to care about, and hardly any special effects for what is suppose to be a "2012" type of scenario. Also sciencey sounding mumbo jumbo that will have you on the edge of your seat! I was riffing this movie in my head because my wife hates when I talk during movies... even during a dumpster fire like this. This movie is just asking to be ripped apart by Mike, Kevin, & Bill.
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Shannin Prather
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I'm watching this movie right now, it's 1:00am, and my husband and I are riffing this movie apart...but not nearly as well as Bill, Kevin, and Mike could.
This movie needs you. -
Kristy
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Wow! There are no words- well maybe some words, like "wha???" and "Is this a real movie?" - or, and I'm being generous, did they study Sharknado and Birdemic for HOW TO MAKE A MOVIE? For a truly reminiscent movie that will make you long for "such as seals"- Batten down the hatches, for the love of God, please! -then watch Oceans Rising with someone you'd like to step on in the event of an apocalypse!