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What happens when you take the worlds most boring unattractive porn (its also known as the big foot porn) and edit out the porn?, you get the 15 minute "bonus feature" on the Godmonster Of Indian Flats DVD from Something Weird Video,

1. its a terrible big foot documentary

2. its a terrible short film about about finding big foot

3. stereotypical bad porn acting without the porn

4. even though the actors are unattractive, the original had the promise of boobs that helps make it easier to sit through the films boring parts, there's no boobs in the 15 minute cut

5.the script, directing and cinematography are so bad, it makes Santa Claus Conquers the Martians look like a film by steven spielberg in comparison

6. only three people have been identified, actors Lynn Holmes, Ric Lutze and Nora Wieternik, the rest of the cast and the film crew are unknown, i guess no one wanted a big foot porn on there resume

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