1) Arnold Schwarzenegger
2) Jesse Ventura
3) Carl Weathers
and several hundred others, like rampant shirtlessness, thermal masking mud, and more testosterone than you can shake a bottle of protein powder at.

The Mike-only version was really good, but I just think a three-riffer version would be even better. It has so many classic lines and puns, and it may be way sweeter with two guns, but it's even funnier with three riffers :) Don't stick around, get to the chopper and do a three-riffer version of predator!