The Pirate Movie (1982)
Christopher Atkins returns where Blue Lagoon left off. Wearing the same loin cloth.
A movie so bad, that it would've made the 1983 Pirates of Penzance film have an almost guarantee to win best picture and Rex Smith as best actor.
One of the reasons Kristy McNichol became a lesbian.
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Ccampbell23 commented
I'm not totally sure the genius folks at Rifftrax would think this one is a perfect fit for their criteria, however, I personally would love to see how it turns out... I hope they give it a bit of detailed consideration.
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Jeremy commented
The Pirate Movie is intentionally cheesy. Also, what do you mean by Kristy McNichol became a lesbian?
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Diamond Kelly
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Please. Oh god Please do this movie Please!
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TB Tabby commented
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3o-6rT6qHk
Here's the Musical Hell review if you want a more in-depth look at its flaws. Good luck getting laughs out of a bad comedy, though. There's a reason MST3K only featured two comedies.
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Dan Sargent commented