Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws
Look this up, it is on youtube. This is by far THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN. It's called Cruel Jaws, or, if no one is paying attention, Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws. This movie is pure rip off mid nineties cheese! There's a whiny glasses guy, and a fake Hulk Hogan, and Florida Mullet Cops, and a villian so greasy, Gorgo wouldn't be able to digest him! Local Hulk Hogan impersonator and generic wheelchair girl run a dolphin/sea lion petting zoo in super-90's Florida Keys, and all hell breaks loose when a crooked condo builder yuppie and a maniacal claymation shark team up to ruin the wind surf regatta! AMAZING CHEESE! This needs Mike and the bots help to make this terrible, fun movie watchable!
Ben Sass
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Jason Duncan commented
A good quarter of the dialogue was taken directly from Jaws or Jurassic Park. The music was stolen from Jaws and Star Wars. Plot points were lifted straight out of the first three Jaws movies. I’ve been disappointed in a lot of films but this is the first one that actually made me angry.
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Vic commented
And the movie randomly plays the Star Wars theme throughout the film for some reason....
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And it was directed (!?) by Bruno Mattei who gave us classics like Robowar and Rats: Night of Terror!
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tsarstepan commented
This one was just reviewed on the Fanboy Flicks YouTube channel. Happy Valentines Day to all! Let's get this one riffed please.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112747/reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTd_4NG5zo8 -
Brian Walsh
commented
Wandering accents, stolen footage, horrible acting, mimbos, shark diagrams drawn by 3 year olds. Nonsensical plot points. Ripe for riffing
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Duke
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I concur with this suggestion. I just watched a review about this movie and it would be PERFECT for Rifftrax. The Hulk Hogan lookalike alone would be worth the price of admission because of the riffs that could be made.