Young Rebels (1989)

Okay, first of all it's by the same director who gave us Samurai Cop. Also, it has a near-miss Robert Z'Dar sex scene (twice!). Never have I been so relieved to see a man cock-blocked. The gun fire all sounds like the foley artist was hard of hearing, so even the smallest pistol goes off at nuclear blast levels of sound. The women in the second near-miss Z'Dar sex scene (seriously, who thought we wanted to see that?) appears to be trying to saw herself in half with a string of pearls. The villain looks like J.Jonah Jameson had a baby with Stan Lee, and shouts even louder than the gunshots. Also, I think the hero's a little unclear about his brother's name, his borther's a swole bro, and the final fight scene appears to have been filmed in two different locations. Oh yes, and mint-green appears to be a thing when it comes to set colors.

Did I mention two almost Z'Dar sex scenes? Can you really let such a crime against nature stand?