Hudson Hawk
Three reasons to riff this failed Bruce Willis vehicle, straight from the Wikipedia article:
Peter Travers of Rolling Stone said of the film, "A movie this unspeakably awful can make an audience a little crazy. You want to throw things, yell at the actors, beg them to stop."
Frank Welker as Bunny the Dog (voice)
It received three Razzie Awards for Worst Director (Michael Lehmann), Worst Screenplay and Worst Picture with additional nominations for Worst Actor (Bruce Willis), Worst Supporting Actor (Richard E. Grant) and Worst Supporting Actress (Sandra Bernhard).
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tsarstepan commented
Mario Brothers? Alfred the Butler? The jokes kind of write themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpyxW-PU_ag&list=WL&index=35&t=0s -
patrick_shaughnessy commented
It's got Frank Stallone, too!