Alienator (1989)
A low budget sci-fi flick from prolific (and terrible) filmmaker Fred Olen Ray starring Jan Michael Vincent and John Phillip Law (Commander Kalgan from Space Mutiny). Check out the trailer, there's even a few railing kills!
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Sam B.
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I saw part of this years ago! It is perfect!
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John Bladel
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Sounds very riff-worthy!
Cast includes:
Jan-Michael Vincent ("Ice Cream Man")
Ross Hagen ("Sidehackers" + "Wonder Women")
John Phillip Law ("Diabolik" + "Space Mutiny")
P.J. Soles ("The Boy in the Plastic Bubble") -
Vic commented
A seriously good riff candidate...it's like an MTV music video on crack! Very, very funny without riffing!!! It's that riffable.
I'm thinking Jan Michael Vincent lost a bet to star in this mess...it would explain his attitude through most of the film too! You'd swear in the opening scenes that Jan is either drunk or hungover. It would explain a lot.
I mean any movie that opens with Jan Michael Vincent kicking a guy in the nuts while berating him before his execution is worth riffing! And what kind of outfits are those women wearing?? Shades of "Things to Come". Oh, and there are railing kills!! Death by bugs and just lots of heavy metal hair weirdness!!
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Joseph Jerista
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Please my girlfriend so much wants to see this riffed, it looks unbelievably bad.
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Michael Shinn commented
Two words: futuristic dickeys!
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Anonymous
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Want the guy from Airwolf mumbling his lines? Want incidental music that makes the demo on a Casio keyboard sound orchestral? Want handguns that make the Star Trek photon torpedo noise? Want female uniforms designed to provide convenient 24/7 breast access? Want a lady bounty hunter that looks like she was taken from an 80's heavy metal album cover? Try Alienator! Even our title is mediocre!