Freerunner
Synopsis: A team of Parkour practitioners is abducted by the criminal Mr. Frank that puts remotely controlled necklaces with explosives around their necks to force them to participate in a millionaire gambling death race for their lives.
Reasons
Bad Acting (Brazilian Model Rebecca DeCosta)
Poorly Edited
Sean Faris looks eerily like a young Tom Cruise
Cheezy stunts/effects
Over the top bad guy played by Danny Dyer
Low Budget
Shot in Cleveland (that joke pretty much writes itself)
Seymour Cassel
trailer https://youtu.be/u4K4xbyRMIM
imdb http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1579232/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Here's some quotes that were on imdb
Gramps: Nothing great came from easy - except great sex from easy women.
Morris: You're such a tease.
Chelsea: You're such a pervert!
Morris: And proud of it.
Ryan: All I know is - after the race today - something just... clicked.
Chelsea: Yeah, it's called a concussion.
Sir Terence: Talk is cheap; money buys whiskey.
Mr. Frank: Good afternoon, gentlemen. My name is Mr. Frank, and for the next sixty minutes you are my unwilling participants in a race for your life.
Finch: Bring it, dickface.
Mr. Frank: That's the spirit.
Definitely deserves a good riffing