Boxing Helena (1993)
A surgeon becomes obsessed with the seductive woman he once was in an affair with. Refusing to accept that she has moved on, he amputates her limbs and holds her captive in his mansion.
This movie begs a good riff. Directed by Jennifer Chambers Lynch (with probably some help from her dad, David), this movie is unintentionally hilarious.
It took me about 20 minutes to realize why the Julian Sands kept having to change his shirt every 2 minutes. Poor Helena (Twin Peak's Sheryl Ann Fenn) is being amputated one limb at a time, and she doesn't seem to mind so much. The scene where Sands is making love to her - and she is missing both arms and legs was hilarious.
The guys would have a field day with this one. Please riff Boxing Helena. Thank you.
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jhs39 commented
I think Kim Basinger got sued for dropping out as the lead of this movie but it was really worth it. I could barely make it through this without leaving the theater but Rifftrax usually makes horrible movies fun and this is a seriously horrible movie.