Rifftrax? Where do you go if you're a dude trying to score? A Private Resort of course! This playful romp- yes it is most certainly a romp, stars Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow -as two cater waiters simply trying to get some action (Ew!) But it's not as easy as it might look because of lunacy and jewel thieves run amok- Look for Andrew Dice Clay and Hector Elizondo in this caper! also there are topless women and Johnny Depp's bare backside- this movie was rated R for these reasons I'm sure - so it might not be appropriate for you to riff but here are your links any way!
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0089839/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_Resort
http://www.tcm.com/tcmdb/title/87223/Private-Resort/