I know it's odd for you to riff a musical, but you guys handled The Apple before! As well as 80s cheese!

Think about it! An all-star cast ranging from Albert Finney to Tim Curry, a chance to take shots at the bizarre choreography (particularly I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here), and the cutieness is so much that only riffing can nullify it!

Also, John Huston directed it. Yes, THE John Huston!