BloodRayne
BloodRayne (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BloodRayne_(film)) is based on a video game and directed by Uwe Boll so it's already begging for someone to end its misery. The dhampir/vampire plot is simple, yet frustratingly convoluted. It had a budget of $25 million and earned a bit over $3 million at the box office.
Ben Kingsley is in it; he STILL hasn't figured out why. Billy Zane is there too, modelling a wig that would better pass as a taxidermied skunk. Michelle Rodriguez tries a British accent... and fails. Michael Madsen has no clue where he is or what he's doing and delivers his lines with less fluidity than William Shatner. The wardrobe is straight from Halloween Express and the 'weapons' are as impressive and realistic as the 'gallons of ketchup shot through a garden hose' gore. Everyone in the film seems to give a whopping total of ZERO s**ts.
Last, but not least, Meat Loaf. Just trust me on this one.
Rachael Sinclair
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Amelia Harry
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Yeah I saw it in fact I play this game a lot, I saw the changes you have done in this game and these are quite good, plz do more work on graphics too, it's my most favorite game, in fact I especially bought an adjustable desk from Flexispot Coupons at Reecoupons for this purpose.
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David Marechaux
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We need an Uwe Boll-a-thon
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TB Tabby commented
Has the Rifftrax crew ever riffed an Uwe Boll movie before? If not, I suspect it's because it'd be their Castle of Fu Manchu.
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Jeff Mackey
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Why bother? Uwe Boll is unwatchable even if you're riffing his films.
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Matt commented
GOOD 1! Uwe Boll!!! LOLz...maybe bring back Lowtax for this one....
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Kamil Drews commented
Meatloaf in Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare just isn't enough. Please do BloodRayne. Majesco and WayForward would be proud if they hear about that. ;)