Beastly
Fundamentally misguided, poorly written, and badly acted, Beastly adds little to the legacy of its timeless source material.
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KMG commented
Seconded. This retelling of Beauty & the Beast manages to be just as, if not more, melodramatic than Twilight. The plot ha rife with nonsensical moments, the dialogue is a stilted mess of ancient writers trying to mimic Juno hipster-speak, and the fire escape scene with the gang member demanding money reminds us all of a famous rooftop.