Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Channing Tatum is an amazing actor, and this is by far the worst movie he has ever been apart of. The movie makes no sense, is random, and flat out stupid. The villain either moans like he is taking a passionate crap or yelling like he's having an ulcer for no reason. Perfect riffing material.
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Troy Wall commented
This is my only want
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Lee Williamson
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Come on you guys, get this one done. Please? There are giant lizards in trench coats, a McGuffin telescope, one character from every SciFi film ever made, and an Oscar winner going straight up "hold my beer" on Tom Hardy's Baine voice acting. Its the most ridiculous move with a plus 130 million budget ever. And also, Tadeum is a half dog half man super solider (half bird also maybe?). Watch the Honest Trailer for it, it is cripplingly funny.
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John Bridell commented
Epic fail! A movie so bad I could not look away from it. Best line...."I love dogs" Mila Kunnis. Must be seen to be believed.
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rlhop2012
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I...I need a reason to actually watch this, and a riff would definitely help. I know I can try to watch it without a riff, but...physically? Could my weak, flabby, mortal body survive? It's a query I haven't the courage to answer.
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anon
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"Bees can sense royalty" ----still not over this
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anon
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I wholeheartedly love this movie. I mean, I know it's terrible, the writing is a mess, the premise absurd, the acting over the top, the style beautiful and bizarre... and I loved it. There is nothing more incredibly hilarious than watching paid professionals take themselves 100% seriously as they preform one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen to the very best of their abilities. Just watch it, you will not be disappointed.
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angie
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imagine the dog puns!!
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iluvrsmith commented
I haven't watched it but I saw the Screen Junkies Honest Trailer of it on Youtube and I was dying from laughter. You guys will kill it.
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Eric Rexroat
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I absolutely agree! Despite the terrible reviews, I let a friend drag me to theaters. It was somehow worse than I expected.
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BonaFIDE
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I CREATE LIFE!!!!!! (Highlight of the film).
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Anonymous
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If you told me this was an adaptation of a 13-year-old girl's fanfic I'd believe you
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CJones
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This has Battlefield Earth written all over it. It has a genuinely interesting premise, but is ruined by horrible acting and writing. The worst kind of movies are the ones with original ideas, that actually had potential to be good. But the directors dropped the ball as soon as they cast Mila Kunis.
Awesome action sequences and special effects though.
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Anonymous
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This has Battlefield Earth written all over it. A genuinely interesting premise, ruined by horrible acting and writing. Some bad-ass action sequences though.
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CL
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Channing Tatum & his gravity boots speed-skate through earth and space in order to save our heroine Mila Kunis from...interplanetary royal machinations? Total Earth destruction? Her own terrible decisions? IT VARIES. Eddie Redmayne, our main villain, whispers a lot, then screams commands at giant space lizards. Also, Sean Bean pops up after the first half hour. No plot? No problem!
Stars: Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Sean Bean, Eddie Redmayne & more.