Cheap Movie with Awesome, Low-Tech Effects Riffs Itself! Step on up... Step on up.
I could probably write half of that material myself...
Just the Dr. Strange psychic/magic combat effects are worth it. That movie is gold! You only have to ship out on minor scene of nudity and ****, as the vhs box said, all actresss are over 18.
This movie just can’t cost much... and it is possible nobody owns the rights.
Uncle Miguel? The boulder vs Uncle Miguel??? That is a major laugh.
The corny dialogue in the opening shoot out... Slow but a good build with a Riff there to keep you entertained.
And it just keeps biting... anthapomophic snakes... the evil looking Christ figure and the rock... never leave your **** death weapon given by god laying around (twice)... the devil is the first (kind of white guy) and my how he looks... much less the combat.
Do it please... just for me.