Hey guys. I was just wondering: When I die, can you come to my funeral, sit way up in the front row and make fun of me throughout my eulogy? I think it would be funny because all two people who showed up wouldn't get it. But personally, I would be honored, and I think that would be a perfect ending. But I can only pay you in cheese. Probably cheap, shredded process cheddar from the Piggly Wiggly. Put I would be willing to leave at least $4 to pay for it. It's all I can afford.

Zachariah Stone