Just caught the end of this epic on Comet: Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow. It isn't showing up in your listings. Seriously, how did you never riff this one? I only saw the end, but in the last five minutes it featured a talking parrot AND a talking car, a costume ball, a ghost, a male comic relief character in a generic Creature from the Black Lagoon costume with a voice on helium, a rock band shooting off pistols during their performance, and a closing credit of, if I read it correctly, "The Endest, Man." One can only imagine what cinematic gems the other hundred-or-so minutes contained. It's made for you.