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1. The Mummy (2017)

   Universal Pictures makes a daring, brave and completely unheard of move not ever made in history except for that one times they did it back with all their originals and the other times with Abbot and Costello- they want to make a Cinematic Universe by combining a bunch of movies! This brave new idea was, for some reason, met with some of the worst reviews of the year leaving it a surefire Razzie contender. Tom Cruise stars as a guy who runs a lot and shoots things sometimes and works as a tomb raider with his sidekick, Jake Johnson who would have been MUCH better in the lead role. Hell, any actor or actress would be better in the lead role because this part just isn't right for Tom Cruise.

   In his first major feature film, writer/producer Alex Kurtzman ("Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," "Star Trek," "Cowboys and Aliens") whizzes the whole thing down his leg by making the longest preview for a movie I have ever seen. The horror only exists in that when you get bored you will still have more than an hour of this left and talented actress Sofia Boutella is stuck trying to shine a turd. Watch this original movie give you things you've never seen before like...Zombies! Oh wait, zombies might have been in a different movie. Actually, they're Skeleton Zombies with their most of them sucked out through their mouths! Other shocking things include a hero who may or may not be able to beat evil (spoiler alert- he does), an actress who might as well be a Bond girl, a friend who is murdered coming back to haunt the other friend until he completes a ritual, rats in London(!) and Russel Crowe playing Dr. Henry Jekyll. But wait, Hyde was never a Universal Monster. Ah well, he's in the public domain so he might as well be.

   Try to control your body from excreting all of the fluids in terror as The Evil Chick goes through a seemingly simple ritual (knife + jewel = stabbing a dude who becomes the devil or something) that makes absolutely no sense. See Emmy winner Courtney B. Vance ("The People vs. O.J. Simpson") scowl and bark orders that contradict themselves and then die in the least theatrical manner possible! Watch as The Evil Chick sends a bunch of birds to kamikaze the military jet which contains her sarcophagus because she knew she had to reunite the dagger with the metal and they were roughly around its location in London! And then see her start to kill Tom Cruise and then stop because she somehow didn't notice the metal wasn't there even though that's apparently why she brought the plane down to begin with! Enjoy the ride through a script with less sense than reading IKEA instructions upside down, backwards and in a language that is entirely made up. Universal spent $125 million on "The Mummy," so it must be great!

   Universal Pictures makes a daring, brave and completely unheard of move not ever made in history except for that one times they did it back with all their originals and the other times with Abbot and Costello- they want to make a Cinematic Universe by combining a bunch of movies! This brave new idea was, for some reason, met with some of the worst reviews of the year leaving it a surefire Razzie contender. Tom Cruise stars as a guy who runs a lot and shoots things sometimes and works as a tomb raider with his sidekick, Jake Johnson who… more

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2. Evolution (2001)

   How has no one suggested Evolution (2001), Ivan Reitman's woefully misguided attempt to relive Ghostbusters starring Orlando Jones, David Duchovny and Julianne Moore? With reviews on Rotten Tomatoes® like "Seems to have been made without a writer." -J. Hoberman, Village Voice, and "It is deeply boring, blindly paced, and humiliating for me, who had nothing to do with it." -Walter Chaw, Film Freak Central, no movie has more aptly fit the "some movies just have it coming" bill.

   Two things: 1) Packs more butt-centric bits than a former stand-up comedian turned proctologist; 2) The line "Aughh. Now, that's a face for radio!" is actually delivered.

   Not quite a B-movie, but not quite watchable, something tells me the makers of this sci-fi comedy had Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy in mind with every long pause, errant expression and plot pitfall. Guys, the sheer over-actoring [sp. on purpose] in this movie alone is worth the riffing effort.

   How has no one suggested Evolution (2001), Ivan Reitman's woefully misguided attempt to relive Ghostbusters starring Orlando Jones, David Duchovny and Julianne Moore? With reviews on Rotten Tomatoes® like "Seems to have been made without a writer." -J. Hoberman, Village Voice, and "It is deeply boring, blindly paced, and humiliating for me, who had nothing to do with it." -Walter Chaw, Film Freak Central, no movie has more aptly fit the "some movies just have it coming" bill.

   Two things: 1) Packs more butt-centric bits than a former stand-up comedian turned proctologist; 2) The line "Aughh. Now, that's a face… more

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3. The Swarm (1978)

   Oscar nominated flick created during the Dark Ages of Hollywood's disaster fetish period. Starring countless celebs du jour and Oscar nominated actors:
   Katharine Ross, Richard Widmark, Richard Chamberlain, Olivia de Havilland, Patty Duke, Fred MacMurray, Michael Caine and Henry Fonda. Yes. Michael FREAKING Caine and Henry FREAKING Fonda.

   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078350/combined
   Bad Movies Review:
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MHEZmd6ykw

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4. Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde

   The late great Bernie Casey in a 1976 blaxploitation b-horror film with a researching Doctor whose formula turns him into an evil albino!

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5. Life Returns (1935)

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k75BYiDdWec
   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0025391/reference

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6. Potato Cultivation and Distribution (1940s): "And now the destiny of the potato is fulfilled"

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsP26MxPX2c

   The first 28 minutes are devoted to the growth and bagging of potatoes, the last two minutes go over how bags of potatoes are loaded and unloaded from a boxcar so the potatoes can be sold at grocery stores. Coincidentally, this short was made by Union Pacific Railroads.

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7. Cathy's Curse (1977)

   Public domain horror film. So ... that's one thing.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DEDGl7LOWU
   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075820/combined

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8. Destroy all Monsters

   Godzilla, Rodan, Ghidorah, and several other of Toho's largest monster stars all appear in this alien invasion movie.
   It's got giant rubber monsters, an alien invasion plot, horrible dubbing, aliens in sparkly clothes, the works.
   It's been my childhood go to Godzilla film for monster brawls, and here's hoping it can get a good natured ribbing.
   Here's a trailer for it and everything.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFIxaQ-iOV0

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9. Curse of cactus jack

   Please riff this terrible bootleg goonies movie. Old man gives his grandkids a treasure map, after telling them he has been searching for the treasure for years, many men have died searching for it, and it is frought with danger. They go out into the desert to search for it, with his blessing, and find the entrance to the cave hes been searching for his entire life in about 20 minutes. After a brief period of aimless wandering, they randomly look at the map and the first clue is right in front of them. Then every other clue they "figure out" is right under their nose every time. These kids should be dead, but they are gonna be back home before dinner is ready.

   Please riff this terrible bootleg goonies movie. Old man gives his grandkids a treasure map, after telling them he has been searching for the treasure for years, many men have died searching for it, and it is frought with danger. They go out into the desert to search for it, with his blessing, and find the entrance to the cave hes been searching for his entire life in about 20 minutes. After a brief period of aimless wandering, they randomly look at the map and the first clue is right in front of them. Then every other clue they "figure… more

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10. In Search Of... Salem Witches

    Includes a look at kooky modern day witches that is a bit over the top.
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0902042/reference

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11. Demons at the Door

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356518/

    A team of archaeologists studying an ancient temple in the Middle East unwittingly open the door to hell and must battle demons to prevent Armageddon.

    Entire soundtrack by... The Insane Clown Posse....

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12. Explosives: Tool for Progress - Circa 1970's.
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13. American Graffitiy
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14. American gothic 1987

    I know they make fun of themselves in the movie itself, but "clean plate club" by Yvonne DeCarlo is just one! Pleassssse! Talented on the spot humor is rare and a gift you guys give to us!

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15. Catch That Kid (2004)

    A 2004 teen heist film, based on a 2002 danish film, where young Pre-Twilight Kristen Stewart, young Pre-High School Musical Corbin Bleu, and, young Pre-Bates Motel Max Thieriot rob a bank with go-kart, hacking, rock climbing, and video game knowledge to steal $250k to fund an experimental medical treatment to save her father Sam Robards because Michael Des Barres won't loan them the money.

    Mediocre film but has riffing potential due to the cast, some of whom have been been in other riffed movies, the absurdity of the plot given the direction the economy, and american banking practices, have gone since the film's release, as well as the contrived ease at which the heist was carried out.

    12% on Rotten Tomatoes avg 3.8/10
    33/100 on Metacritic

    A 2004 teen heist film, based on a 2002 danish film, where young Pre-Twilight Kristen Stewart, young Pre-High School Musical Corbin Bleu, and, young Pre-Bates Motel Max Thieriot rob a bank with go-kart, hacking, rock climbing, and video game knowledge to steal $250k to fund an experimental medical treatment to save her father Sam Robards because Michael Des Barres won't loan them the money.

    Mediocre film but has riffing potential due to the cast, some of whom have been been in other riffed movies, the absurdity of the plot given the direction the economy, and american banking practices, have gone… more

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16. Mary Lewis, Student Nurse (1961)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RXCxZXhZnU

    An educational short from the UK where Mary Lewis is "jolly glad" to learn how to be a nurse. Hats are folded, biscuits and tea are consumed, a dance is attended. Blink and you'll miss the short scenes where patients get helped.

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17. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

    Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Please. I beg of you.

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18. Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins

    A New York cop wakes up from a mysterious accident with a new identity. He finds himself in the employ of a secret unit which was set up to investigate a dangerous industrialist whose organization has secured several government armaments contracts, including a top-secret strategic defense system.

    a trailer

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_lKShbp3nw

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19. Electra Glide in Blue

    Robert Blake and gang member who look suspiciously like the band Chicago.

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20. No Place To Hide (1992)

    How riff-worthy is this one? It's so riff-worthy, star Kris Kristofferson pretends not to recall even making it. It's so riff-worthy, co-star Martin Landau would retort, "WHY would you want to know about THAT thing?" when fans came asking. Did we mention that it was one of Cannon Pictures' final projects before going bankrupt?

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