No Retreat, No Surrender
Jean Claude Van Damme's first credited movie, though he's not in it that much. This movie has everything: Bad acting, bad direction, ludicrous plot (Loser gets trained to do karate by Bruce Lee's ghost), fat people running, 80s-ness out the wazoo, Van Damme for real kicking people in the face (according to Wikipedia), lots of retreating and surrendering despite the title. RIFF THIS MOVIE!
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