We just finished watching this most heinous of movies. Less than 2 minutes into this movie, I said, "I wonder if they've riffed this?" This movie calls out for Bill, Kevin and Mike's betterment program. We meet a very young Demi Moore. A man who can't seem to pronounce Patricia correctly. A lady with way too much time on her hands clearly waiting around for some hunk of meat to come and "make her day." While she waits, she spends her days reliving kindergarten dress up showing she didn't learn much between now and then about make up application. This seems to be in the future and yet it isn't? Water in cans?
The scary creature featured in this fine cinematic feature moves using (say it like Spongebob) our imagination! I mean, you see it, then it's over there...how did it get there? As the movie pushes forward, you are left, like so many other riffed wonders, wondering when the hell you can get off this ride b/c you'd much rather Space Mountain than It's a Small World. There are bullies in here with no rhyme or reason. One carrying a knife Crocodile Dundee would love to compare notes with. The main character looks like Fred Stoller.
Here's the trailer:
Even better, spoiler alert, this fabulous film starts off ala Batman Vs. Superman...is it a dream? I don't know. Did that really happen? I don't know! I don't f-ng know what is going on here?!!
Ok if you're not convinced yet, watch this to see more "fun facts"
I'd guess this might be why a Ghoulie from Ghoulies looks like the parasite from Parasite...hmmm.
Dear heavens do this movie a service and riff it!!!