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1. Zone Out

   The first film ever written by an AI, starring Thomas Middleditch, is a story about... Well I have no idea because it makes as much sense as a script would make sense when you try to make a 25th century SkyNet out of 21st century parts!

   For two guys who played robots and one who got constantly ribbed by them, I can think of no greater honor to the first AI-made script than a ribbing by Mike, Bill, and Kevin. Besides, it can't be worse than a Wiseau script!

   ...right?

   https://youtu.be/vUgUeFu2Dcw

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2. Time After Time (1979)

   A sandy-haired, mustachioed Malcolm McDowell is none other than H.G. Wells in this clunky, often painful gem of a bad movie. Mr. Wells is throwing a dinner party for smug Victorian know-it-alls, but his good friend Dr. Stevenson (played by David Warner) is running late. Turns out his buddy couldn’t resist murdering a prostitute on his way because, yes, he’s actually Jack the Ripper. When the police come calling, Stevenson, (who left a knife dripping with blood in his doctor’s bag, you know, like you do sometimes) disappears. Slow-on-the-uptake Wells finally realizes that Stevenson has stolen his time machine. Because...it’s real? Really? Yeah!! That’s right. Long story short, Wells follows Stevenson to our time, which in this case means 1979...um, America? Painful, eye-watering, embarrassing 1979, yes, America. While Stevenson evidently blends in like nobody’s business, (giving audiences the treat of a very fashion-forward David Warner rockin’ those 70s styles), Wells needs all the help he can get from bank teller/love interest Amy (Mary Steenburger) before his bumbling reaches terminal levels.

   Will they be able to stop Stevenson, maybe, just maybe with that special little piece of the time machine that is mentioned over and over and over again? Will your head explode worrying about a myriad of little details the movie presents before quickly distracting you with something shiny? Will all that polyester make your skin break out in a sympathetic rash? In any case, I’d love to see this movie riffed because it’s got a charm despite itself which riffing could only enhance. My favorite riffs you guys have done are always the kind where the jokes are more than just survival, where the characters get a kind of second life that in turn makes a slightly different story worth watching more than once. If that makes any sense! It’s also got some wonderfully bad special effects, really dumb gags, long chase scenes and MALCOM MCDOWELL IN A MUSTACHE FOR PETE’S SAKE! Ahem. Anyway, I had a lot of fun watching this movie recently (and for the first time) and think you could have a blast, too.

   Imdb entry:

   https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080025/

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   https://youtu.be/3mezl-bBa3Y

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   A sandy-haired, mustachioed Malcolm McDowell is none other than H.G. Wells in this clunky, often painful gem of a bad movie. Mr. Wells is throwing a dinner party for smug Victorian know-it-alls, but his good friend Dr. Stevenson (played by David Warner) is running late. Turns out his buddy couldn’t resist murdering a prostitute on his way because, yes, he’s actually Jack the Ripper. When the police come calling, Stevenson, (who left a knife dripping with blood in his doctor’s bag, you know, like you do sometimes) disappears. Slow-on-the-uptake Wells finally realizes that Stevenson has stolen his time machine. Because...it’s… more

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3. Die Hard Dracula (1998)

   A modern-day updating of the Dracula legend that finds Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend, wandering through Europe and looking for happiness. A car accident leads him to a small town sitting literally in the shadow of Dracula's castle. The frightened villagers have been preyed upon for generations. Steven is stunned to discover Carla, the innkeeper's daughter looks identical to his dead girlfriend. When she begs for his assistance against the vampire, he agrees to help them. Together with Dr. Van Helsing, the most famous vampire killer of all time, he attacks Dracula using a variety of ingenious weapons against the supernatural. Dracula shows unusual powers that defeat them at every turn, including fireballs and lightning from his fingertips. He is constantly on a search for blood to satisfy his centuries-old bickering brides. When Dracula kidnaps Carla right out of her bed, Steven and Van Helsing desperately try to kill him before it is too late.

   A modern-day updating of the Dracula legend that finds Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend, wandering through Europe and looking for happiness. A car accident leads him to a small town sitting literally in the shadow of Dracula's castle. The frightened villagers have been preyed upon for generations. Steven is stunned to discover Carla, the innkeeper's daughter looks identical to his dead girlfriend. When she begs for his assistance against the vampire, he agrees to help them. Together with Dr. Van Helsing, the most famous vampire killer of all time, he attacks Dracula using… more

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4. The Cosmic Man (1959)

   A strange, spherical spaceship arrives on Earth, bringing with it a benevolent alien who exists in the negative world of shadows. But is the alien creature here to destroy the world -- or to bring it peace? This powerful sci-fi saga, inspired by The Day the Earth Stood Still, stars legendary actor John Carradine as the dark, mysterious Cosmic Man, who uses his hypnotic eyes to bore holes in humans' souls.
   -SciFiBMovieGuy

   Movie Trailer:
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDMrj9fnjA

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5. Nightmare in Blood (1977)

   Made by well known 'Horror Host' John Stanley, this movie was made as an homage to horror movies with good intensions, but good intensions don't always make for a good horror flick. (Ask Ed Wood!)

   MovieTrailer:
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2VfbFUirVY

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6. Captain Z-RO

   Found this cheesy sci-fi serial which is apparently public domain, the announcer is apparently desperate to remind us of the lead character’s name. Clunky looking robot in this episode called imaginatively Roger (could have been Robert I suppose!) and Z-ro is able to conduct experiments in time and space.

   It’s like a 50s Retro Doctor Who without the Tardis or the quality of the writing.

   https://youtu.be/IwhUbmoaWws - Captain Z-ro :- ‘Roger The Robot’

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7. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

   It's just so cheesy. I mean, Spider-Man is, like, 15! Please riff it.

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8. A Certain Sacrifice

   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Certain_Sacrifice

   Madonna's first movie

   https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088896/

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9. Inner Space
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10. Gunan King of the Barbarians

    bad dubbing
    bad framing bad score
    goofy fast motion/slow motion
    cheesy swordplay decent story
    overall fun feel resolution looks ok - watchable
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085737/

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11. 1900
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12. Field of Dreams
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13. Curly Sue
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14. The Next Karate Kid

    Hilary Swank is Miyagi's new student.

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15. The Snowman (2017)

    Snowmen with decapitated human heads placed on top. Many shots of snow to remind you that we are in a place with snow. A character literally named, "Harry Hole." What more could you ask for?
    Somehow, the greatest crime of all is titling a "gritty" crime drama about a serial killer "The Snowman" because you know that somewhere a child is watching it believing it is a heartwarming Christmas tale.
    8% on Rotten Tomatoes

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16. Strange Brew

    Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas, (but not the Wendy’s founder) as Bob and Doug McKenzie in the Canadian Classic Strange Brew. Try to save the world from, Always The Bad Guy, Max Von Sydow.
    
    Beer, fart jokes, doughnuts, hockey, and bad Canadian accents
    What’s not to Riff eh?

    Do it ya hosers!

    Oh and Bill Murray’s brother too!

    15 votes

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17. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

    The final installment of the horrible live-action Resident Evil movies, or as I like to call them, "Super Duper Mega Ultra Alice". The story is filled with plot holes and continuity errors, ignoring what happened in the earlier films. Plus there's nepotism in the film, as Paul W.S. Anderson's (the director) and Milla Jovovich's (the actress who plays Alice) daughter plays the Red Queen. It's so bad. It deserves to be riffed.

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18. Bad Channels (1992)

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103757/reference
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqiw6erazGU

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19. With This Ring (1954): There's a bit of god in every Miller High Life?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3bblcaYtQo

    This short is part-advertisement for Miller High Life, part historic-melodrama cut down for time.

    The ring in question is some sort of magic ring that seems to give the Miller family a +5 in INT, WIS, and brewing. It only appears at the start and end.

    The movie itself is mostly made up of dramatic speeches or set-ups for dramatic speeches. Like Fred Miller threatening a guy with a hammer. Fred Miller's daughter explaining that she'll keep running the company until a man can take over. Or Fred III saying God is present in the fermenting process.

    There are also German dances, a birthday beer musical number, people just begging to buy Miller High Life, and hops. Hops with "vigorous, well-packed buds. Springy and aromatic".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3bblcaYtQo

    This short is part-advertisement for Miller High Life, part historic-melodrama cut down for time.

    The ring in question is some sort of magic ring that seems to give the Miller family a +5 in INT, WIS, and brewing. It only appears at the start and end.

    The movie itself is mostly made up of dramatic speeches or set-ups for dramatic speeches. Like Fred Miller threatening a guy with a hammer. Fred Miller's daughter explaining that she'll keep running the company until a man can take over. Or Fred III saying God is present in the fermenting process.

    There are… more

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20. Ryan's Babe

    IMDB: "A young man embarks on a road trip, hoping to solve his life's problems along the way."

    Me: Guy gets stalked, guy gets kidnapped, kidnapper befriends him immediately, guy gets a job at diner, guy hitches a ride with a trucker, trucker drugs guy then wakes him up and drops him off, guy gets roofied by an older woman, befriends him once he wakes up, he levaes and goes somewhere else. Guy gets a new apartment wherever he wound up. I didn't necessarily mention these in order, but it doesn't really matter. This film makes no sense in order! I dare you to try and figure out what the hell is going on. All lines were ADR'd. I assume each line only had one take. It feels like they added English dubbing to a foreign film, but nope. Shoddily thrown together and fantastically bad. If you do wind up watching it, I apologize in advance.

    IMDB: "A young man embarks on a road trip, hoping to solve his life's problems along the way."

    Me: Guy gets stalked, guy gets kidnapped, kidnapper befriends him immediately, guy gets a job at diner, guy hitches a ride with a trucker, trucker drugs guy then wakes him up and drops him off, guy gets roofied by an older woman, befriends him once he wakes up, he levaes and goes somewhere else. Guy gets a new apartment wherever he wound up. I didn't necessarily mention these in order, but it doesn't really matter. This film makes no sense in order!… more

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