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An error occurred while saving the comment This is an attempt at a James Bond flick, but starring Jack Sell, who could be Reb Brown's doughier, less charismatic little brother. His first mission is to take on those darn Cubans, but we all know the bid bad Soviets are next. Padded with stock footage,jumping from scenario to scenario with zero logic, our hero seduces the laydeez, beats up baddies with Kung Faux and dispenses leaden witticisms with equal flair.
He is sent after an incriminating film reel, losing and regaining it several times just because an action scene required it.
Supporting cast members, the confused-looking Tippi Hedren and Troy Donahue, must have really needed the work. 'Psychotronic Man' is a tightly-focussed and gripping drama compared to this, Sell's only acting credit. -
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An error occurred while saving the comment A slurred, erratic and occasionally coherent tale of an insurance salesman who sets himself up as a messiah. Timothy Carey gives it plenty in his title role, but the movie as a whole is an eminently riffable mess. Music by frank Zappa, which may entail copyright issues, but still well worth considering.
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An error occurred while saving the comment 'Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs', without the food.
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22 votes
An error occurred while saving the comment This is like a prototype 'Samurai Cop', only even more clunky.
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An error occurred while saving the comment Post-apocalyptic Winnebago Warriors vs stock footage!
This has a high enough crap quotient to be worth riffing, and plenty of space in between the dialogue to fit some good lines from Mike, Bill & Kevin.
The presence of Jan-Michael Vincent and George Peppard adds plenty of ammunition.
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An error occurred while saving the comment I have seen their 'Animal Soccer World' effort all the way through. After 10 seconds, I felt the need to quote Tom Servo by sobbing "END! END! END! END! END!" for the remainder of this abomin-animation.
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An error occurred while saving the comment The best one to riff would probably be 'Hard Ticket to Hawaii'. it's just a bit more mental than the rest. The skateboard/shotgun/sexdoll/rocket-launcher scene ("heavy doobies!") would be worth it alone. Then there's Death By Frisbee, and the giant snake, and the incomprehensible bit about vitamins, and the repeated mis-use on nunchucks and the...
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An error occurred while saving the comment The only movie I've seen in 3D to date, and it is a lot of fun. Molly Ringwald does things to the English language that amount to war crimes, and a lot of enjoyable whizz-bang-pow stuff happens, mainly at the viewer.
Peter Strauss and Michael Ironside seem to be enjoying themselves in what really is a B-movie in all but name. Score by Elmer Bernstein, too.
An error occurred while saving the comment Yes, it was in 3D, and I remember watching it in the cinema when it originally came out. Even the opening title comes at you!
Not Molly's first movie, though; she had a bit part in a film called 'Tempest' the year before.
I recently re-watched this, and there's plenty to love. Yes, it is goofy and utterly Eighties, but it is also enthusiastic and Peter Strauss is pretty good as the lead character. I really enjoyed seeing it again after all those years, and it is very riffable.
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An error occurred while saving the comment This is crying out for a rough, energetic riffing from behind!
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An error occurred while saving the comment 'Apaches' is emotionally-scarring British public information filming at its peak. Well, that and 'The Spirit of dark and lonely Water', narrated by Donald Pleasance. But the latter is a bit short.
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An error occurred while saving the comment This is so far up RiffTrax's street, it's parked in their front room! Like Neil Breen doing a Zap Rowsdower cosplay, John de Hart directs (badly), writes (ineptly), acts (barely) and sings (indescribably).
Wings Hauser, judging by his performance, may not even remember making this movie; just waking up in a dumpster the morning after with a colossal hangover.
The only thing that might be a bit of a hitch for Mike, Kevin & Bill is the boobs. John de Hart cast a Playboy model as his girlfriend and by God, he makes sure he gets his money's worth of gropes'n'ogles.
This is one of the legendary turkeys. Not B-Movies that failed, but gigantic, reputation-crippling big-budget disasters like Heaven's Gate or Hudson Hawk.
Gotta be riffed!