https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YK2hp8niN4

Come witness the horror of a Great Value Cars fire truck tells a cast half full of punky Brewster impersonators about how things in their own home can catch fire and kill them. Gilbert and Sullivan would queef in horror at the tone deafness these children can shriek in while trying to take on this cinematic and musical masterwork brought to you by Burger King. Riff assured that this movie is probably out of copyright since it was released in 1977, and no company of any reputation would want to lay claim to what is surely somebodies greatest regret.

A cheeseball horror movie where Satan himself is literally just a slasher movie villain.

A ridiculously silly, yet fun movie.

This is one of those movies you'd think nothing could go wrong. It's about the soccer career of Franz Beckenbauer, with Franz Beckenbauer playing himself along some stars of the contemporary movie scene of the 1970s. It's something you would expect to sell just even if it was just 2 hours of Beckenbauer looking into the camera. However it got so bad, the director and author got blacklisted till the 1980s.

The 3 good reasons for the movies are:
1. it's incredibly pretentious
2. sound so bad scenes with dialogue are barely understandable
3. 1970s beards and sideburns

Chinese movie... Saw a clip on Facebook. Thought it'd be perfect for you guys.

Vampire bats near a Native American community in the Southwest. Local sheriff and David Warner are on the case!

rifftrax is the best!!!

Trailer: https://www.videodetective.com/movies/the-regenerated-man/488158 (though the page gets the credit wrong and the year wrong)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110960

Reason 0: Edited from eight hours of gameplay footage from Darkstar the Interactive Movie

Reason One: late 1990s endless puzzles-based video game nostalgia originally released in 2010

Reason II: Tried to sell itself via MST3K, having much of the comedians from the pre-Mike era and Peter Graves

Reason the 3rd: Now exists as 90 min film (AKA backseat gamer format), so you can just sit back and enjoy (?) the dated visuals and debatable acting of old MST3K friends and Clive Robertson!

https://vimeo.com/181262059?fbclid=IwAR1vSGhUidrGq5p_FKoBnSbStBEQ9Bejs7XwyfPzInKIYjoeoqZgkxYzudA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJFqU7Sbvx4
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125510/combined