The "Breakfast Club" for the year 1939...the players are all there waiting to be riffed.

I've heard that Mike is a fellow believer. With that in mind, I'd love to watch him unload on this blasphemous, dull, dreary, poorly acted waste of money.

It features Nick Nolte as a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon and gets really drunk while crying and ranting about Moby Dick. How can Mike, Kevin, and Bill not riff it?

oh my god. Please do this. It's not really that bad of a movie, but there are lots of pauses.

This movie is on the Shout! Factory DVD. Very easy to find.

This film from 2006 is about a bunch of teenage male witches who have magical fights that look worse than Harry Potter, seriously they look like they're wafting farts at each other.

It's amazingly bad, truly a pile of modern garbage with some of the worst lines ever written. Here's an example of one: "How about I make you my WI-ATCH!" (as in beeyotch pronunciation of bitch)

Awful, awful, awful.

Riff the Spidey reboot that shouldn't have happened!

In all it's 80's glory.

It's Wuxia- what is not to love?

The story involves an evil guy who has learned the ultimate technique- the Iron Armor. He has eliminated all of his weak spots, save for one.

While it is classic, badly-dubbed Wuxia fun (featuring possibly-unlicensed Ennio Morricone music), the whole film is especially great at the end. See this clip to find out why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxjrxIGnvVk (it gets great at 5 minutes in).

If that scene alone is not enough reason to Riff this film, then nothing is! Balls!

Think it's funny? Well, wait until the Riffs appear.

It's Eurotrip! Hash Brownies with no marijuana! Nude beach full of awful ugly men! The Catholic Church and the Pope...it's ready to be riffed!

It has bad acting, horrible fight scenes, and plot holes a mile wide, but the funniest part is: Rollerskating Ninjas!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3BuU8vQNMg

I loved this movie, but I still think a riff of it would be hilarious. It's like the Mexican "Santa Claus" (there's even a villain named Pitch) or "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny." Except Rise of the Guardians is actually good. Anyway, I bet the jokes would practically write themselves.

This film has the most egregious violations of the laws of physics that I've seen.

Another Hasbro franchise brought to the big screen!

I believe that the material speaks for itself... also Gary Busey.