Make Frank happy

Terrible environmental disaster movie from 1997. It has a secret service agent getting lassoed by a park ranger; need I say more.

A friend of mine directed back in the day.

A real stinker of a disney live-action movie. Actors like Christopher Lloyd in a film way below their normal quality standards? A children's' movie based on a property too old and obscure for any of them to know about? A sarcastic, annoying sidekick character? Jokes too dumb for adults but too crude for children? Two NASA employees are brutally murdered by the protagonists in the last act and this has no repercussions? This movie has it all!

Short from the Prelinger archive. Features janitoring and despair.

Walt Hefner, a Spokane WA man, owned a drive-in theater and sold out to a big movie chain then used the money to do what he always wanted to do: direct a movie of his own. He made a terrible stinker, and it may be somewhat hard to find as it never made it mainstream, but would be an awesome VOD title.

"Battle Ball," high-powered motorcross teams equipped with metal claws, protective armor, and a caged car which is used as the moving goal--has risen in prominence to become San Francisco's most coveted underground gambling sport. Starring Frank Stallone.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093903/?ref=fnaltt1

PLEASE riff this one for its ridiculous "special effects"!!

Vampire bats near a Native American community in the Southwest. Local sheriff and David Warner are on the case!

rifftrax is the best!!!

Trailer: https://www.videodetective.com/movies/the-regenerated-man/488158 (though the page gets the credit wrong and the year wrong)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110960

Reason 0: Edited from eight hours of gameplay footage from Darkstar the Interactive Movie

Reason One: late 1990s endless puzzles-based video game nostalgia originally released in 2010

Reason II: Tried to sell itself via MST3K, having much of the comedians from the pre-Mike era and Peter Graves

Reason the 3rd: Now exists as 90 min film (AKA backseat gamer format), so you can just sit back and enjoy (?) the dated visuals and debatable acting of old MST3K friends and Clive Robertson!

https://vimeo.com/181262059?fbclid=IwAR1vSGhUidrGq5p_FKoBnSbStBEQ9Bejs7XwyfPzInKIYjoeoqZgkxYzudA

We had to pause every 5 minutes to riff the lazy writing ourselves... Like the CDC person who walks through contaminated areas with nothing but gloves. Patient 0 being so loosely monitored she pulls out her leads, sets of alarms, and walks off without anyone noticing... My God it's horrible writing for such a well "made" show.