Return of the Swamp Thing
An awful B Movie about the DC Comics Hero.
I'd love if they did this one. This movie is so bad. I mean, sure, the original film is low budget and doesn't hold up in the effects so much, but it has heart and they seemed to care about the story. The Return of Swamp Thing seems to throw everything out (even having Arkane return despite Arkane mutating and being defeated in the first film) and even kind of make it a bad parody of itself.
It's almost like they didn't want to make this movie and had no respect for it at all. It's so bad.
And that's not even mentioning the annoying kids who are in most of the movie, but are some of the worst child actors ever. And that's saying a lot for child acting.
It'd be cool, though, if they riffed this movie. It's such a bad movie, but it's full of fun/stupid things to mock.
I do have to give the makers props, though, at least they improved the Swamp Thing costume in this one. Dick Durock was able to move a little better at least, and it doesn't look as much like he's wearing a thick jacket and some waders.
Warty the toad could be added on as a short :-)