Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
As if Star Wars fans really needed to know more about a main SW character who's now dead, Opie has stepped out of Mayberry and into the galaxy for a prequel. SEE! Alden Ehrenreich play Han... but looks nothing like him! EXPERIENCE! Woody Harrelson! Oh, the horror! Did I mention Malla might be in it, too? Disney will lose 50-80 million from this venture, but Mike, Kevin, and Bill will make a fortune from the Just the Jokes!
Please do this one next. No movie ever made has deserved it more. It is a moral imperative.