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Valerian and the City of 1000 Planets (2017)

A rip off of every stupid sci-fi movie ever, it reeks of cheese. You must riff this. It's begging for it.
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      • STAR WARS STINKS commented  · 

        Thank you, fellow RiffTrax fanns, for making this suggestion a hit! 500 votes is an honor. :)

      • Mike Tanner commented  · 

        Another person put it perfectly: it's a ripe example of producers thinking that if they throw tons of CGI and big actors at a film, it will succeed. I remember not even being able to get through this, not even to the Rhianna scene. It was just that bad.

      • STAR WARS STINKS commented  · 

        Anonymous: You took the words out of my mouth. That's the problem with movies now. They think if they have big actors and LOTS of CGI, there's no need to keep audiences hooked with a PLOT. Thank you for pointing that out.

      • Anonymous commented  · 

        Plot? What plot? Who needs a stinkin' plot when you have EXPENSIVE SPECIAL EFFECTS!!!

      • STAR WARS STINKS commented  · 

        Thank you to all who voted! Hope to get some more! :)

      • JW commented  · 

        Dane Dehaan in this film makes Hayden Christensen look as charismatic as Harrison Ford by comparison. Awful awful romantic leads. Awful. Awful. Even the leads in Jupiter Ascending had better chemistry.

      • Andy in NJ commented  · 

        I watched this the other night. It's a beautiful looking mess and iis in need of a good riffing. When Cara Delevigne and Rhianna are the bright spots you know the movie's trouble

      • STAR WARS STINKS commented  · 

        I'll have to rent it and watch it anyways, just to see how bad it is! :)

      • Anonymous commented  · 

        Please riff this, it is so awful I need the help of rifftrax to actually sit through the whole thing

      • Anonymous commented  · 

        The two main characters are sooo unlikeable. This could be my favorite rifftrax, I know it.

      • STAR WARS STINKS commented  · 

        I saw a trailer, and it appeared that there was a "Trumpy" (from Pod People) look alike! But I could be mistaken. :)

      • Anonymous commented  · 

        Omg yes. All I could think while watching this was that it was tailor made for you. Loved the movie over all, but those main characters are BAD, and beg for your attention

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