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Valerian and the City of 1000 Planets (2017)

A rip off of every stupid sci-fi movie ever, it reeks of cheese. You must riff this. It's begging for it.
P.S. Congratulations on 11 Years! Me and my family wish you many more! Keep up the good work!

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      • STAR WARS STINKS commented  · 

        Thank you to all who voted! Hope to get some more! :)

      • JW commented  · 

        Dane Dehaan in this film makes Hayden Christensen look as charismatic as Harrison Ford by comparison. Awful awful romantic leads. Awful. Awful. Even the leads in Jupiter Ascending had better chemistry.

      • Andy in NJ commented  · 

        I watched this the other night. It's a beautiful looking mess and iis in need of a good riffing. When Cara Delevigne and Rhianna are the bright spots you know the movie's trouble

      • STAR WARS STINKS commented  · 

        I'll have to rent it and watch it anyways, just to see how bad it is! :)

      • Anonymous commented  · 

        Please riff this, it is so awful I need the help of rifftrax to actually sit through the whole thing

      • Anonymous commented  · 

        The two main characters are sooo unlikeable. This could be my favorite rifftrax, I know it.

      • STAR WARS STINKS commented  · 

        I saw a trailer, and it appeared that there was a "Trumpy" (from Pod People) look alike! But I could be mistaken. :)

      • Anonymous commented  · 

        Omg yes. All I could think while watching this was that it was tailor made for you. Loved the movie over all, but those main characters are BAD, and beg for your attention

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