A cheesy 80's cyber punk giant robot sci fi flick. There's a tough guy who eats carrots, A kid that produces obnoxious noises from undisclosed locations, a transforming robot that changes into a slightly taller versions of Itself, a screenplay that constantly makes you think you've missed a few scenes, a cyborg that looks like it got its costume from a 50's monster movie, and to crown it all off it has a the best name for a new scientific element since "Unobtainium" it's.... "Texmexium!!!"
Gunhed update #4: It has the most gratuitous product placement of a popular fizzy beverage I have ever seen.
Gunhed update #3: There is a cyborg made out of another cyborg that fell in some lime cool aid.
Gunhed update #2: The big evil robot villan could be a crane game that escaped chucky cheese.
Gunhed update #1: featuring Giant Robot Combat!!! or... inarticulate models that ram each other allot.
STAR WARS STINKS commented
I don't why I voted for this (I've never even watched the movie!) but I just felt like it sounded funny. Benjamin, you described it well!