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Lightblast

Starring Erik Estrada! The movie opens with him naked with a roasted chicken about to negotiate with some overacty goons holding up a bank. LOTS of people get killed or their face are melted like crayons (literally) because of the Lightblast machine... I have seen it many times and can't explain the plot. We see Erik drive every vehicle possible and not even wince too much when his girlfriend is killed in front of him. In one scene she is wearing a shirt that has a picture of them together on it- I believe it's her pajamas. Need I explain more?

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    Rachel RiekeRachel Rieke shared this idea  ·   ·  Admin →

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