Samurai Cop 2
You all already made samurai cop one of the best riffs ever out of possibly one of the worst movies I have ever seen, but now those individuals have decided to indie fund a sequel. You need to riff this sequel made 25 years later. It retains the same characters and same plot. I couldn't believe it had a sequel until Amazon informed me. It has the same smirks from Mark Frazer and the same flowing locks of Mathew Karedas. The movie may already be a parody of itself, but it needs your riffs for greatness.
Why did you classify this as a short? Hint. It ain't one. It's a feature length film.